Reverend Know-it-all

A Catholic priest responds to queries on faith, the Bible, religion, Catholic practice, etc. posed by readers. What he doesn't know, he makes up.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

And now for Heaven....

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Letter to Fleming N. Ferneau continued: Heaven Yes, dear Fleming, we still believe in Heaven. May I direct you to the catechism of the Catho...
Saturday, October 23, 2010

Letter to Fleming N. Ferneau continued: PURGATORY

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 “But.” you may say, “in grade school, I was taught that purgatory was like hell, but with a get out of jail free card. And then we got a ne...
Saturday, October 16, 2010

Didn't we do away with hell?

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Dear Rev. Know it all, The priest in my parish, Fr. Besserwurst, is going into the grade school, terrifying the children by telling them ab...
Saturday, October 9, 2010

What about women's ordination?

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Dear Rev. Know it all, A neighboring pastor, Fr. Harris C. Nouveau, and six hundred of his parishioners have signed a petition for women’s o...
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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Why do I have to go to Mass on Sunday?

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Dear Rev. Know it all,  Our pastor says it is a serious sin to miss Sunday Mass without a good reason. Is this true? Why is Sunday so import...
Saturday, September 25, 2010

Doesn't Jesus forbid oaths?

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Dear Rev. Know it all,  I read in your column that we are a society built on the sacredness of oaths. I thought Jesus said we shouldn’t swea...
Saturday, September 18, 2010

What about the promises of St. Fidgetta?

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NOTICE TO THE HUMOR IMPAIRED: THERE IS NO ST. FIDGETTA AND THERE ARE NO FIDGETTINE MONKS, AND TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THERE IS NO SUCH P...
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Rev. Know-it-all is the alter ego of Fr. Richard Simon, Pastor of St. Lambert Parish, Skokie, IL. Now a regular host of Relevant Radio's "Fr. Simon Says", Fr. Simon spent over 20 years "...teaching dead languages to comatose seminarians." Credits: The Reverend Know-It-All is a parody of Mr. Know-It-All, the alter ego of Bullwinkle J. Moose, a carton character created by Jay Ward (1920-1989).
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