Reverend Know-it-all

A Catholic priest responds to queries on faith, the Bible, religion, Catholic practice, etc. posed by readers. What he doesn't know, he makes up.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Letter to Lee Turjiste -- part 6

( Continued from last week) Here is my proposal. St. Dymphna’s in Frostbite Falls will offer the church and the church hall absolutely ...

Friday, November 22, 2013

Letter to Lee Turjiste -- part 5

Here’s a plan to remedy the craziness that the sacraments have become. It’s from the Bible — you know, that big book on the coffee table. T...

Friday, November 15, 2013

Letter to Lee Turjiste -- part 4

Letter to Lee Turjiste, continued. Baptisms and Funerals! Here I am really torn. On the one hand, if you say “No” to someone who wants t...

Monday, November 11, 2013

Letter to Lee Turjiste -- part 3

Letter to Lee Turjiste, continued. I have pontificated at great length about weddings as sacramental travesty and blasphemous abuse. Toda...

Friday, November 1, 2013

Letter to Lee Turjiste, continued…. part 2

Letter to Lee Turjiste, continued…. I am genuinely torn. I’m not kidding. I am torn between my desire to bring people to a saving ...

Friday, October 25, 2013

Is the microphone or the piano more important for Mass?

DISCLAIMER: As you know I am an exceptionally whiny person. For me the glass is always half empty, and I suspect it has a small leak. T...

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Rev. Know-it-all: Rev. Know-it-all is the alter ego of Fr. Richard Simon, Pastor of St. Lambert Parish, Skokie, IL. Now a regular host of Relevant Radio's "Fr. Simon Says", Fr. Simon spent over 20 years "...teaching dead languages to comatose seminarians." Credits: The Reverend Know-It-All is a parody of Mr. Know-It-All, the alter ego of Bullwinkle J. Moose, a carton character created by Jay Ward (1920-1989).

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